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>> previously on frisky dingo...

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>> so these ants could start
To control your actions

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Or possibly drive you insane.

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>> now that xander crews
Is dead, I am in total control

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Of the crews empire.

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>> karumph?

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>> ha ha. He's close enough.

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>> ok. On 3.

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1...

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>> no, no. Stop counting.

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>> 2...

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>> great. The one person
In the world I want to kidnap,

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And now he's missing.

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>> [muttering]
>> no. For...

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I can't kidnap grace ryan.

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>> [muttering]
>> because she's cross enough

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About falling into those
Radioactive ants, all right?

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So I really doubt that she'll
Take a kidnapping as the...

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You know...Mmm!

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Eat your breakfast.

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>> [muttering]
>> son, no one wants a new mommy

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For you more than I do.

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But the reality is that
That's our last bowl!

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[crash]
>> I mean, it's every morning.

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>> yeah, you've got to
Establish some boundaries.

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[scratching]
>> eager to know

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Why you're here.

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>> arthur slept over.

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Hope that's all right.

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>> no! All right is
Exactly what it isn't.

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And could you please excuse us?

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>> yeah. Hey...Oh, kap'n krump!

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>> look, I'm trying to raise
A child in this house.

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>> that's why you've got to
Establish boundaries--

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>> arthur!

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>> I'm trying to foster
A positive environment

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For child-rearing!

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>> sire, please.

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>> and I won't have his
Mother figure swapping fluids

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With a lobster!

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>> [gasp]
He thinks of me as a...

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Mother figure?

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>> oh, who knows?

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Now mop him up and wipe the...

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Look. That's getting
In the grout.

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And no more overnight guests.

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>> well, phil slept over, too.

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>> he what?!

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>> wait! Wait!

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Stop it. Just stop and listen.

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And listen like crazy,
Because this is

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A totally huge secret.

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Listen to me.

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I...Am awesome-x.

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Wait. I can prove it,
With the genetic analyzer

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Down in the lab.

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You got everybody's d.N.A.

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On file from the paternity suit.

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So just get a little piece
Of my hair--

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[rip]
Ow!

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You making a locket?

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>> shut up.

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>> god!

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>> pardon me, gang.

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Guys...I'm flummoxed.

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>> well, I'm not.

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Let's blast his face off.

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>> but how did he know
About the paternity suit

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If he's not awesome-x?

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>> yeah. That was
Top-secret stuff.

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>> and kevin is...

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Not the father.

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>> whoo!

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[gunshots]
[baby crying]

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>> hey, thank you,
Mister wake up the baby.

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>> ha ha. Not my baby.

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>> way to go, kevin.

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>> but if he is awesome-x,
That means he's been

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Lying to us all these years.

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>> yeah, which is actually
Pretty uncool.

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>> all right,
Let's get the machine.

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Who's going to guard him?

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>> I will. I will.

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Please to be picking me, guys.

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Please.

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>> ok, ronnie.

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But do not let him escape.

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>> oh...You don't worry
About that, guys.

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>> oom...Ah...

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Oom...Ah...

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Oom--
>> no, no, no! Stop that!

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Stop that mantra!

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>> oh, hi.

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And a blessed day to you.

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>> hmm?

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>> mmm...

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>> hmm?

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>> mmm...

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Oom...

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[bang]
>> get the hell out of here!

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>> I can't.

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Lorraine kicked me out
When she found out I had cancer.

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>> that fat slag.

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But surely this town
Has a "Y," phillip.

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>> no. I'm getting a pretty nice
Healing vibe here,

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Good for my chakra.

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>> no, no. Cancer's
A bad influence on simon,

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Worse than cyn and that prawn
And...Whatever happened to val?

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That's--hmm...

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Anyway, get your candles
And white cells and whatever

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And just pop on down
To the "Y," hmm?

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>> oom...My lawyers say the
Annihilatrix caused my cancer.

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>> what lawyers?

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>> it's all here in the lawsuit.

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>> my god, the stones on you.

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>> ...Were valued at $3 million,
Not including the famed

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Blue dahlia diamond,
Which is priceless.

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So far, the only lead
In the robbery is footage

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From a security camera
And, of course,

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These super-intelligent
Radioactive ants

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Crawling around on stuff.

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For tens forth news,
I'm grant runyan.

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>> no! That time
You said grant runyan.

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>> god! What is wrong with me?

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>> maybe you should
Go back to the doctor.

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>> maybe you should
Go back to the doctor.

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>> maybe you should shove
Your skinny arm up my a-hole

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And change out this tape.

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>> so, uh...

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What are you doing?

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>> just making
Against interruptions.

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>> dude, what are you--
>> shh, shh.

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>> hey, hey, hey. That's
Awesome-x you're caressing.

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>> you shut your mouth.

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>> the d.N.A. Machine
Is going to prove that.

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>> ronnie, somebody broke in
And smashed the d.N.A. Machine.

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>> roger.

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Guess we'll never know.

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>> dude.

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>> now I will glue this
To your head, and then

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I make love to your face.

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>> and when I get back
From the bowl store,

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I want this apartment to be
A crab- and cancer-free zone.

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>> arthur can't be moved.

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I think his ribs are
All smashed up inside.

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>> well, my foot hurts,
So we're even.

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>> we could use
Some more peroxide.

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>> and some boundaries.

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>> I need some shark oil.

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I'll go with you.

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>> um, actually, no, you won't.

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>> well, it might help me
Be a little more favorable

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In the old deposition.

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>> [inhales deeply]

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Go start the minivan.

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>> and then call grace ryan.

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Set up a late supper,
Just the two of us,

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Because now that I've assumed
Xander crews' professional

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Position, I think it's high time
I assumed the position

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With his lovely paramour.

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Ha ha ha!

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[groans]
>> well, shame on

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Little grace ryan.

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Neither cantaloupe nor honeydew
To be had, my pets.

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We'll have to go shopping.

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But first we need money.

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Now, who do we know
With lots of money?

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[beeping]
>> ridiculous!

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$180 for snake oil!

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>> shark oil, and some of that
Was for the bath salts

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And the loofah.

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>> oh, damn your loofah,
And damn xander crews,

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And damn his sodding bank!

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>> yeah, why do you bank
Here anyway?

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>> checking with interest, phil.

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But now this blasted machine
Says my checking account

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Can't be accessed!

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>> wow. Already?

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>> I--
I beg your pardon?

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>> well, we had to
Freeze your assets.

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>> [inhales deeply]
>> come on. It's common sense.

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I'm sorry. Do you want
Some walking-around money?

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>> no. I want to go out
To the car and get some

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Plasma charges and blow xander
Crews' crummy little bank to--

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[boom]
>> [coughing]

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My loofah! Where's my loofah?

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>> shut up, phil. [coughs]
Phil, what does that look like?

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>> you know, from here,
It looks like ants

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Are robbing that bank.

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>> well, from here, it looks
Like my financial worries

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Are behind me.

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Come over here.

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You have pockets.

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>> better call my lawyers.

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That might be
An attachable asset.

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>> no, don't call them.

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Phil, you little--
>> dog! Unhand my bullion.

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>> come again?

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>> unhand it or suffer my wrath.

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>> now see here, woman.

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If anyone's wrath is going to
Be suffered, it's mine.

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>> it's not wise
To antagonize antagone.

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>> I'm sorry? Auntie who?

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>> antagone.

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>> oh. Was betty bug lady
Already taken?

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>> hi-yah!

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>> you little tart.

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>> begone. My quarrel
Is with xander crews.

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>> xan--so's mine!

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That's so funny. We could join--
>> hi-yah!

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>> now she's really throwing
A beating on him.

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Yeah, I think she's got
Relative ant strength.

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>> phillip.

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>> I am going to have to
Call you back.

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>> grr...

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>> oh, really?

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Well, let me tell you this.

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Punch, punch, punch,
Punch, punch!

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Nothing?

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>> aren't you tenacious?

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I find that very attractive
In a man.

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>> um, I am flattered certainly,
But I'm actually...

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Well, not seeing someone,
But I do like someone.

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>> who? That little mouse,
Grace ryan?

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>> you know her? Aah!

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>> grace ryan is a nothing!

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But antagone is a woman!

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>> ok, once again the mall
Has become my waterloo.

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I surrender.

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>> a wise choice--uh!

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>> and the next one's
Right in the tit!

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Now you just piss off, bug lady!

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>> hi-yah!

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>> uh!

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>> let me tell you,
I haven't seen this many ants

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Since cinci in '84.

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>> my god, I hate this mall.

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>> [clears throat loudly]
>> that better not be

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Formic acid you're retching up.

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Very dangerous for the eyes.

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Aah! My eyes!

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>> come, my pets.

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>> I was just saying don't,
And you did!

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>> really? How does that work?

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>> phillip, it's burning!

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>> even if the penthouse
Is in his kid's name?

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>> phillip--
>> well, let's pursue that.

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>> if you don't hang up
That telephone,

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I shall bleed you dry.

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>> you heard that, right?

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He says tell you that's
A hostile work environment.

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>> great. Tell him I'm blind.

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>> ronnie.

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Ronnie, open the door.

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Ronnie?

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Where the hell is crews?

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>> um...

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>> and where are your pants?

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>> oh, come on!

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Aah!

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>> so if you want to trade in
Any attributes, you've got to

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Do it before larpsta.

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They're really being
Dicks this year.

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>> what about--what about
Spells of confusion?

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>> I don't know.

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Are you under one right now?

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Because I'm talking
About attributes!

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>> aah!

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>> oh, my goddess!

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>> [coughs]
Hello.

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>> were you sent
By thendor the elder?

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>> yeah.

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>> wow.

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>> you geeks got a car?

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